It is with great pleasure that I present to you a video of the lovely and talented Elliot Jacobson getting his chest waxed by the equally lovely and talented Allie “Queen of Pain” Moss.
Elliot volunteered to perform this feat of pain endurance if you all helped me reach my Kickstarter goal in 2 days. You made it happen in 28 hours. Thank you thank you thank you.
I asked Elliot to try and shout the names of Kickstarter donors who i randomly selected… He got through Nicholas Montgomery and Esteban Gomez before resigning himself to more predictable “ow!”s and “askrgjajshgdlhdfg”s.
This video was edited swiftly and skillfully by Dannielle Owens-Reid.
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Elliot challenged me to a duel and I accepted.
“That is what ‘to the pain’ means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.” - Westley, The Princess Bride